Rock Em Sock Em Midget Wrestling This year there were
at least 4 midgets wrestling, so right there we had twice as much politically
incorrect humor going for us. The Flaming Hellcats started things off
with a very red lit show. That and the smoke machines were going so
shooting that was a real dream. I still got a couple of passable images
I guess. That being said it wasn't a total loss. I got to actually talk to Buck who sponsers this event to celebrate his birthday. What genuinely nice guy. Despite that I tried to convince his fiance not to go through with it. I'm always trying to help people about to make the mistake of getting married. They never listen. So by this time next year they'll be wondering where the money and sex got off to. But hey I tried to warn em about the pitfalls of matrimony so they can't blame me on this one. Even Bob met someone at the party.. she made an ass out of herself but Bob didnt seem to mind. Oh about the stapling of dollars to each other in the "21 dollar match" last year I figured it was a fake thing with them using spirit glue and stuff. I think maybe I was wrong about that part. They indeed seem to be staples and even blood. sick little bastards really are stapling shit to each other. Best I can tell all the blood was real tonight. Even all the blood on the face of the Mexican Midget guy. He was still using a compress for an hour after the show was over. He looked in pain, the other midgets might have been but they seemed to be drinking it off. Speaking of afterwards, I was surprised to see that midget wrestlers have groupies. I kid you not. Honest to god "I'd love to wrestle you tonight" groupies. Why the hell don't photographers get groupies? damn. Anyway below is a few
pics of the event, such as they are. They aren't great but what do you
want for nothing eh? |
